Things are going great between me and Ella, in fact, it has never been so great after the first rocky year of marriage. We got married in Vegas after two days of meeting. My mates thought I was crazy but I was smitten with her and didn’t want to let her go after that first night.

I was in Vegas with my mates Jason and Wayne when we went to see a fight at the MGM after the match season. Wayne said we had to check out this new club. Given Wayne’s reputation I was expecting a real raunchy club where I would get so smashed and wake up back in my hotel room with two girls in my bed who I’d have no idea what their names were but the club was quite exclusive and classy. Mind you, I still could have gone back to my hotel room with…